huh.

[fox]

My whole life, I'd never had my doorbell rung by anyone trying to proselytize me. I was once approached by a couple with a baby in a stroller who I thought were about to ask for directions but bait-and-switched me with an invitation to their church; and I've dodged the Jews for Jesus on the Metro escalators just like everyone else; but they've always left me alone in my own home.

No more! The buzzer just went, and didn't it turn out to be a Jehovah's Witness. ... I feel like I've lost something. :-}