holds it in place while the world revolves around her

[fox]

I've been amusing myself with viola jokes today, and also other musician-type jokes, and this one made ellen_fremedon laugh and still has me smiling after more than an hour, so now I will share it with you.

Q: How many bass players does it take to change a light bulb?
A: One. Five. One. ... One. Four. Five. Five. One.

:-D