things i'm not complaining about:

[fox]

1. annette bening is playing me.

2. kevin bacon is in my show: that's one degree, dudes. :-)

My LiveJournal Sitcom
darthfox And goldfish (TNN, 7:00): darthfox (Annette Bening) gets mad at the_emu (Jeanne Tripplehorn) and decides to join the Peace Corps. Afterwards, jacquez (Max von Sydow) convinces resonant8 (Dean Cain) to buy a footstool. The next day, oldblackbird (Jerry Lewis)'s new shirt bleeds in the wash and stains all of darththalia (Dustin Hoffman)'s underwear pink. Upstairs, glasshouseslive (Kevin Bacon) eats thete1 (David Hyde Pierce)'s raspberry cheesecake. That night, news (Jared Leto) convinces sunshinegirl (Breckin Meyer) to learn to speak Tlingit. (Series finale.)
What's Your LiveJournal Sitcom? (by rfreebern)

actually, my second result was even better (and, dudes -- antonio banderas as kronemab? [g])

My LiveJournal Sitcom
darthfox in a bodega (TNN, 7:00): darthfox (Annette Bening) and rushlight75 (Judy Garland) raise gerbils. That same day, orange852 (Billy Zane) learns a card trick from sneezer222 (Pierce Brosnan). That night, kronemab (Antonio Banderas) burns merryish (Selma Blair)'s shoes. Later, cereta (Alan Rickman) lets sowilo (Chloe Sevigny) borrow a sock to impress a priest. That weekend, the_emu (Jeanne Tripplehorn) tries on trislindsay (Greg Kinnear)'s pants without permission. (Season finale.)
What's Your LiveJournal Sitcom? (by rfreebern)

in other news, this car repair -- mass air sensor -- only set me back $298. [grumble]

Comments

[thalia]

Dustin Hoffman?!?

[mearagrrl.livejournal.com]

And sowilo as Chloe Sevigny? Hee!

Antonio Banderas, huh?

[kronemab.livejournal.com]

Damn -- someone found out that my real name is actually Carlos Franco.