![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
Entry tags:
my new favorite physics joke
Here is a joke E told us at the fair yesterday.
So Werner Heisenberg and Erwin Schroedinger are in a car, speeding merrily along, when they get pulled over.
Cop comes to the window and peers at them over his sunglasses, and says "Do you know how fast you were going, sir?"
And Heisenberg says, "No, but I know exactly where I was."
The cop is not impressed, and asks them both to step out of the car, which he begins to search. When he gets to the trunk, he pops it open and finds a dead cat. "Do you know there's a dead cat in here?!" he says.
And Schroedinger says, "Well, I do now."
So Werner Heisenberg and Erwin Schroedinger are in a car, speeding merrily along, when they get pulled over.
Cop comes to the window and peers at them over his sunglasses, and says "Do you know how fast you were going, sir?"
And Heisenberg says, "No, but I know exactly where I was."
The cop is not impressed, and asks them both to step out of the car, which he begins to search. When he gets to the trunk, he pops it open and finds a dead cat. "Do you know there's a dead cat in here?!" he says.
And Schroedinger says, "Well, I do now."
no subject
no subject
no subject
no subject