whining

[fox]

My instructions are to rest and hydrate. I don't mind resting, although I hate how two or three hours of sitting on the couch doing extremely sedate work-from-home tasks leave me completely exhausted; but I am really tired of drinking all the liquids. I haven't been less thirsty in ages, and having to pee all the time is interfering with my resting schedule.

Also, my ear itches. (There's some pressure in there, but it doesn't hurt, and sometimes it pops, and fine. But the itching is driving me bananas.)

I would like all my glands, including my spleen, to un-swell right this goddamn minute.