Coffee? To be cooked along with pork chops, pasta, and spaghetti sauce? (I mean, maybe for people who accept ice cream as a substitute for cilantro, sure, what the hell.)

I spent a little time thinking I should have put her in Austin instead of Denver in "It's Not A Secret . . ."—it's not a lot further away, and I literally picked Denver so Ray could say "a thousand miles from home"—but then I decided it was just as well I didn't put our heroes in a position to have to be coordinating with state social services in Texas. 🙄