in honor of datlowen's upcoming polygraph test:

[fox]

last call to disqualify me from government work. last call to see if i can fool you. last call to call me a janus-faced hack.

i'm going to bed now, but in the morning, i'll post the answers to the (ready for this?) conundra i'm sure you've been angsting over for, gosh, whole minutes now. in nine hours or less, you'll know which of these is true and which is a lie. all will be revealed!

well. the truth will be revealed. i'll remain clothed, if it's all the same to you.