fox | bored, bored, bored

borrowed the survey from

the scar you're most proud of	proud? the one i like best is the one on the palm of my hand.
your favourite condiment	brown mustard.
if you have freckles	some. mainly from too much sun.
your preferred method of cooking	in as few pots as possible.
what shoes you're wearing	black dansko clogs.
how many children you have	none.
the first person you french kissed	paw boy, whose actual initials were P.R.
your preferred breed of dog	i like labs. and most terriers.
where you were born	cleveland.
what colour underwear you're wearing	light blue.
where your keys are right now	which keys? office keys: on my desk. house keys: in my bag. car keys: at home.
if you have split ends	yes.
when you last got laid	june, um, 25.
your opinion on airline food	used to be worse.
what cosmetic surgery you would consider	if there were a surgery that could clear up skin problems. is that a chemical peel?
best kiddie playground equipment to have sex on	my first thought was the slide, but i'll tell you what, it might be the tire swing.
your worst malady	... what? (is this about my chronic sinus issues?)
if your mum loves your dad	yes.
if you can sing well	yes.
what your olympic event would be	curling!
someone you admire	various members of my family who have been forced, recently, to be very brave.
which country would be hardest for you to locate on a map	guyana. i can never remember if it's in africa or south america.
the last time you cried	i don't actually remember.
your most interesting sexual congress location	[thinks] the edge of the bathtub?
part of the Sunday papers you read first	style invitational, when i read the sunday paper at all.
the languages you speak	english, french, some russian. have studied others, but, tchah.
the religion you were raised in	unitarian universalism.
if you can draw well	nope.
your favourite photograph	oh, there's too many.
what you should be doing instead of this	making copies, but i delegated that.
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