memo to flatmate I

[fox]

dude. you've got to turn off the burner when you leave the kitchen. i can forgive not doing your dishes washing up once in a while, or even mostly, because i'm not in there often enough to really care. but it's a good thing i went into the kitchen to make some pasta like twenty minutes after you'd left, because damn.

eta memo to all flatmates and all former residents:

dudes, toasters come with crumb trays that have got to be emptied once in a while. damn, y'all.