two random thoughts, which DO both have to do with morphology but are really just ordinary thoughts
1. if Williamstown were in England, it would very likely be pronounced something like "Wemston".
2. a place -- a list, a community, a fandom, whatever -- that seems (against its will or not) to foster more than its share of wank could, i think you'll agree, accurately be called a "wankubator".
2. a place -- a list, a community, a fandom, whatever -- that seems (against its will or not) to foster more than its share of wank could, i think you'll agree, accurately be called a "wankubator".

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We have our share of that in Massachusetts. :)
Worcester = Wuhster
Leominster = Lemon-ster
Peabody = Peeb'dy (NEVER EVER EVER 'PeeBODY')
Leicester - Lesster
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as for wemston, i'm with sheltie and the boston accent -- you pro'ly don't need all of those sounds in the middle of the word, do you? :)
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Of course, you've missed out the two most obvious strange pronunciations:
Magdalen: 'Maudlin'
Caius: 'Keys'
On the other hand, there's a town in Cornwall called Boscastle, and pronounced, strangely, Boscastle. Whenever I see it, though, I get the urge to pronounce it 'Bo'xle' to correspond with 'Forecastle'.
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