elance's sex survey

[fox]

Part 1-- Age
1) Age you got your first real kiss? um ... 16?
2) Age you first got your crotch felt up? 20
3) Age you first got hand job? 20
4) Age you first were gone down on? 21
5) Age you first had sex? 21
6) Age you first jerked a guy off? 20
7) Age you first gave a blow job? 21
8) Age you first masturbated? oh, jesus, who remembers. probably 12 or 13.
9) Age you first watched or looked at porn? hmm ... 17, i think
10) We should add in: age you first *wrote* porn? also about 17

Part 2 -- This or That
1) Foreplay or sex? is it foreplay if sex doesn't follow?
2) fingered or eaten? fingered, please.
3) long, skinny dick, or smaller thicker one? smaller and thicker
4) Swallow or don't? swallow
5) jerking a guy off, or blowing him? blowing
6) missionary or on back (when bottom)? now, that question doesn't make sense. if it's missionary position, i am on my back. (which i like just fine, if that's what it's asking.)
7) missionary or on back (when topping)? even more bewildering. when i'm on top, it's literal. (which i also like just fine.)
8) doggy style or missionary? missionary.
9) anal or no anal? i've actually never tried it, so i don't know which i prefer.
10) rough or gentle? well, that depends on the mood. rough but controlled.
11) spanking or not? not
12) dirty talk or not? i don't mind hearing it, but i'm not much good at producing it -- when everything's going how it's supposed to, i'm too distracted to talk.

Part 3 -- Would you ever/ Have you ever
1) Kiss someone of the opposite sex? yes/yes
2) watch other people have sex/foreplay? yes/sadly, no
3) be in a threesome/orgy? maybe/no
4) videotape yourself masturbating/having sex etc? maybe/no
5) let a guy cum on your face? yes/no
6) masturbate for a guy? yes/yes
7) have sex in a movie theatre? yes/no
8) give road head? not to the driver, i wouldn't. that's not safe. :-)

Part 4 -- Random
1) weirdest place you had sex? the college newspaper office? the theatre club office? the downstairs bathroom in his parents' house? i don't know if i've had sex in weird places.
2) ever throw up giving head? no
is there not a question 3?
4) ever get caught by family member/friend masturbating or having sex? family member: no, thank god. (high school boyfriend's younger brother walked in on us making out once, but i'm sure that doesn't count.) friend: i think, on a technicality, no. the roommate who was supposed to be out of town returned early, but he was blind drunk and fell straight into his bed -- so we heard him, and stopped, but he wasn't (as far as i know) aware i was there.
5) ever hook up at school? um ... yes?
6) ever hook up in a bathroom stall in a public place? nope.