the iPod oracle meme -- hee

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Question:  What do you think of me, O iTunes?
Answer:  Eleanor Rigby - the Beatles

Question:  Will I have a happy life?
Answer:  Take a Bow - Madonna

Question:  What do my friends really think of me?
Answer:  Can You Feel the Love Tonight - Elton John

Question:  Do people secretly lust after me?
Answer:  I Turn to You - Melanie C

Question:  What should I do with my life?
Answer:  The Devil and the Deep Blue Sea - Ella Fitzgerald

Question:  Why must life be so full of pain?
Answer:  Tried to be True - Indigo Girls

Question:  How can I maximize my pleasure during sex?
Answer:  Canada's Really Big - Arrogant Worms

Question:  Will I ever have children?
Answer:  Can U Tell - Pepper Sands

Question:  Will I die happy?
Answer:  Joking - Indigo Girls

Question:  Can you give me some advice?
Answer:  It Don't Mean a Thing (If it Ain't Got That Swing) - Louis Armstrong & Duke Ellington

Question:  What do you think happiness is?
Answer:  Our House - Madness

Question:  What's my favorite fetish?
Answer:  Day-O (The Banana Boat Song) - Harry Belafonte

Question:  Am I a complete freak?
Answer:  You're My Everything - Barry White