things that are bigger than me

[fox]

flipping the mattress horizontally is no big deal, but trying to flip it vertically? in the small space i live in, where a false step will either knock pictures off the walls or knock over the folding screen and a lamp and my desk with computer and printer (and assorted crap) on it?

i won, but the thing did keep trying to fall on my head. am glad (for the moment) that i don't have a queen-sized bed.