i hope he thinks it's a ticket.

[fox]

A note I just left on the windshield of a car in my parking lot:

You are only entitled to one parking space, but you're taking up two.  Please stay within the lines.
-- your neighbors

I've got at least enough other things to say to that person to leave notes on his car for the rest of the week, from "there's not enough parking when everyone only takes one space per car" to "come on, man, you don't want us to have you towed".

Fucker.