I don't doubt anything you say. But somehow, other women's southern accents (Louisiana, Alabama, Georgia, central Virginia -- I'm trying to think of other southern accents I have known, and at the moment that's all I can come up with) don't hit me the way the particular Carolina one does.

I had a co-worker with the same voice, too, now that I think about it, about five years ago, and I wasn't the only one who genuinely couldn't work in the same room with her.

I think you've left off the "ohmagawd" from the beginning of your mating call.