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[fox]

1. This hotel has the Sleep Number bed, which as it turns out is essentially the Air Jordan of mattresses. You can pump it up or let it down; and if you choose a softer option, then when you move the whole thing wiggles under you like an air mattress, only without going flatter and flatter all night. Not sure this is a feature.

2. If you would like to guess my yuletide fic, I will write you a drabble or something like it. Not today, but I will.