thought for the day, on loaners:

[fox]

driving automatic transmission is like having bad sex. a case can be made that it's better than nothing, but really, it's the automotive equivalent of lying still and thinking of england.

Comments

[darthfox.livejournal.com]

... says the straight man, who (by this analogy) is likely the one perpetrating the bad sex. ;-)

you can have the automatic. more stick shifts for the rest of us.

[mearagrrl.livejournal.com]

Heh. The stick shift is allllll yours, ma'am...

[king-chiron.livejournal.com]

Phhht! Anyway, how do you know I'm straight?

Elektra tells me when my sexual identity comes up I should just say 'queer' (which can mean just about anything nowadays) and let them wonder.

[darthhellokitty.livejournal.com]

AHEM! I resent that implication!

He drives the automatic so well, it FEELS as good as a stick. :-)