as usual:

[fox]

it's the kids who get it who come to office hours. the ones who need it? don't bother.

in other news, i saw a girl this morning honest-to-god wearing a bagel on a lanyard around her neck. that's a new one for me.

Comments

[datlowen.livejournal.com]

>... i'm afraid you've totally lost me.

It was a book that I'm apparently the only person to ever read. I don't remember what it was called, but there was this guy who wanted to be perfect! And there was a book that told him how! And step one was I forget, and step two was to wear some broccoli around his neck for three days! And step three was to stay up all night doing nothing but drinking tea. So he did! And then he discovered that being perfect is really boring. So he got all well-adjusted and blah blah the end.

It was a great book. No, really.

[ellen-fremedon.livejournal.com]

How To Be A Perfect Person In Just Three Days, by Daniel Pinkwater. And I think step one was fasting.

[datlowen.livejournal.com]

YES THAT'S IT. Both the book and the fasting.

You rock. I love you.

[darthfox.livejournal.com]

[amused]

nick, ellen. ellen, nick.

[datlowen.livejournal.com]

Hi Ellen! Please marry me!!! THANKS!!!

P.S.: I'm gay. Is that a problem?

KTHXBYE

[ellen-fremedon.livejournal.com]

Hmm, I don't know. Can you support me in the manner to which I'd like to become accustomed?

[datlowen.livejournal.com]

HAHAHAHA, oh my heavenly days.

Is "homeless" a kind of lifestyle you would enjoy?