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[fox]

I come down from putting the kid to bed and Aquaman is on the TV, though Himself is not really watching it.

Himself: This movie is ridiculous.
me: Aren’t the DC movies generally? … I mean they can’t have electric light underwater, for a start.
Himself: No, it’s some other kind of —
me: And his trident has five prongs. It’s a pentadent.
Himself: ~spit-take~

Comments

[kass]

Pentadent! ILU.

[fox]

Later on: “She doesn’t know flowers aren’t food, but she can read Italian?”

I mean maybe it would make sense if we were paying attention, but