fox: my left eye.  "ceci n'est pas une fox." (not-fox)
fox ([personal profile] fox) wrote2003-11-20 12:53 am

liar! liar! liaaarrr!

[/carol kane]

behind the times as usual, herewith i present four truths and one lie.

1. In junior high, I was asked to leave the chess club after throwing the white queen across the room.

2. I once lied about my age in order to be allowed to work on a construction site.

3. I've studied at least as many languages as I have fingers.

4. I've had seven speeding tickets in four states, but never been responsible for an accident.

5. I've never been cheated on by a boyfriend, but I've been cheated with, and when I realized I was the other woman I was angrier than I think I've ever been in my life.

what is false, and what is true? i'm interested to see what y'all think. (so i can clearly not choose the wine in front of me.)