but if you give up chocolate for lent, isn't it yummier when you get it in the advent calendar?

[fox]

i know a fair number of irreverent jokes not inappropriate for the easter season. i wonder if i know 40 of them -- doubt it. shame, really, because if i'm to share a metropolitan area with the living embodiment(s) of the erosion of civil liberties and endure all the press surrounding that nazi mel gibson's the passion of the christ (go ahead, passion-spammer, spam me, see if i care), it'd be pretty slick to be in a position to post a joke a day. or even just a punch line.

will think about this and consider compiling a list.

update: stop the clock: 20 minutes between my posting an entry with the words [that film title] in it and the passion-spam hitting my journal. interesting, though -- because i have my no-i'm-not-going-to-specify-what-kind-of-marriage entry backdated up at the top of the page, that's the entry the spammer hit, rather than the one with the title in it. ("what do you think of the film? i'm going to see it for sure." actually i would pay money, if i had to, not to see it; partly because the idea of watching that much violence makes me a little sick to my stomach, but mainly, as i said to shezan the other day, because i don't care to put another dollar of my money in mel gibson's pocket ever again.)

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[glurve.livejournal.com]

sometimes i wish mel gibson had played jesus and then i would go see the movie just to see him strung up on the cross like the sacrilegious grandiose loser that he is. like they could just end the movie at the part where they stab him in the hands and feet and side and just roll credits... die mel die. commandment 11: thou shalt not covet thy martyr's life...

nix that i wouldn't go see it, i would illegally download itjust to piss even more people off...