rise, and shine, and give [SMACK]

[fox]

there should be trains on which only commuters are allowed. no tourists before 9 am -- certainly no tour groups. MEMO to the crowd of seventh- and eighth-graders clogging up the blue line train this morning and making too much noise for anyone's good: you forfeit any hope of EVER being "cool" if you get on the train and all cluster in the area near the door. move toward the center of the train. sit DOWN when your teachers tell you to. in short: GET OUT OF OUR WAY.

oh, you're a church youth group on a road trip?

fine. GET THE HELL OUT OF OUR WAY.

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Welcome to Florida

[orange852.livejournal.com]

During the season, South Floridians lived that sort of thing all the time. It resulted in some highly amusing bumper stickers:

"When I retire, I'm going to move to New York and drive REAL SLOW."

"Not everyone here is a tourist."

"Welcome to Florida. Spend your money and go home."

I guess it's always tourist season in your neck of the woods, isn't it? At least the snowbirds went home for the summer.