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"let me tell you something about vibrators --"
Cornell University Health Services is currently debating whether to sell vibrators in their dispensary.
i'm sure there's a clever thought somewhere in my mind, but between the decongestants and the fact that it's friday afternoon, hell if i can zero in on it ...
i'm sure there's a clever thought somewhere in my mind, but between the decongestants and the fact that it's friday afternoon, hell if i can zero in on it ...

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I can't get to the article for some reason, but...
I'm thinking about the only person I know at Cornell.
And going "aaaaahhh! make it stop!" while clawing out my brain.