"let me tell you something about vibrators --"

[fox]

Cornell University Health Services is currently debating whether to sell vibrators in their dispensary.

i'm sure there's a clever thought somewhere in my mind, but between the decongestants and the fact that it's friday afternoon, hell if i can zero in on it ...

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[king-chiron.livejournal.com]

I'm sure they'll be pilloried for the suggestion, but I think it's a great idea.

I've always wondered if handing out vibrators to teenage girls might not reduce the pregnancy rate a bit?