fox: my left eye.  "ceci n'est pas une fox." (not-fox)
fox ([personal profile] fox) wrote2004-12-12 03:48 am

an open letter to people who might be reading this LJ without my knowledge

Dear people who went to school with me: Why are you hiding? Come on out and play. (Oh, come on, you know you all suspected I was a total weirdo from the very start.)

Dear people who live in my building or are in my college currently: This was actually going to be a much more interesting bit of the open letter, before the other night. But now that everyone knows (or everyone who cares about gossip, anyway, knows) that I slept with B, there's nothing specific for me to flip out about. You know you all think I'm a weirdo, too.

Dear curlers other than [livejournal.com profile] flt and [livejournal.com profile] devilvern (and [livejournal.com profile] datlowen, [livejournal.com profile] jgesteve, etc., who don't count as "curlers" first in my book): [eta: this also includes pre-existing LJers like [livejournal.com profile] insptr_penguin, [livejournal.com profile] zen_of_punk, etc.] Um. Hi? Thank you for your discretion, I guess, but why are you hiding?

Dear Mom (read: anyone related to me by blood, and anyone married to such people): Stop reading. Clear your browser cache and pretend you were never here.

[identity profile] darthhellokitty.livejournal.com 2004-12-11 08:27 pm (UTC)(link)
Aww, Fox's Mom. You know what a kidder your girl is! We get online and make this whole journal up, just to be silly.