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fox ([personal profile] fox) wrote2005-10-03 05:55 pm

absolutely true conversation:

boy with clipboard, approaching me as i walk up cornmarket street with obvious don't-talk-to-me purpose:  Excuse me, are you a vegetarian?
me, carrying on walking:  Nope.
boy with clipboard, as i pass by without even stopping:  You look like a vegetarian.

i'm going to choose to believe it means "i notice that you have long straight hair and are not wearing any makeup, which could i suppose make you some sort of leftover hippie-type person, and in my desperation to get someone to sign my petition i'm going to equate 'hippie-type person' with 'vegetarian', hey, where are you going?"  because otherwise, i'm not sure what "you look like a vegetarian" means, when said to someone wearing a leather jacket.

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