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fox ([personal profile] fox) wrote2003-09-27 01:09 am
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pirates

-- do you suppose captain jack sparrow, will turner, et al. ever ran into the pirates of penzance? how about the dread pirate roberts?

-- why is it that it doesn't bother buttercup at all that in the five years westley was away from her, he was killing people without mercy? sure, he was doing it not out of bloodlust but in order not to weaken the "dread pirate roberts" brand, but so what? his victims were just as dead.

[identity profile] datlowen.livejournal.com 2003-09-26 10:44 pm (UTC)(link)
>how about the dread pirate roberts?

You know, for some time (and for some reason) I thought it was "Dredd Pirate Roberts." Like, Dredd Scott. Only, a pirate. And, apparently, that "Pirate" was his middle name. I didn't say it made sense, just that's how it was.

>why is it that it doesn't bother buttercup at all that in the five years westley was away from her, he was killing people without mercy?

Because she's a twit?

(How's that for throwing stones?)