For Lucius Malfoy: Dude, your Dark Lord is getting his ass kicked regularly by a bunch of school kids with attitude. Is it possible your loyalties are not in the best place? You're in a position to help bring the guy down; why not have a convenient change of heart and help the Ministry? You'd rule the wizarding world afterward! What gives?
Well, I'll tell you, of the three of them -- Harry was the most enthusiastic (but then, he was sixteen, so that's hardly surprising), but enthusiasm doesn't always equal skill or finesse. And he and I were just having fun; I had to let him set the pace, you know, since he was -- after all, sixteen.
So between Severus and Remus ... they were twenty years apart. When I was with Severus, I was only seventeen, and I loved him ... but I don't know, if I'd loved him more than I did, maybe learning what I learned about him wouldn't have made me leave. Or if I'd been older. And Remus is -- well, I'm older now, and --
I'm sorry, you asked me who was better in bed. Erm. I'm inclined to say Remus is the best of the lot, but it may be that he and I are the best together.
I didn't kill Dumbledore. What the hell are you talking about?
[he didn't! i don't know how dumbledore died, but he survived the war -- which ended between harry's sixth and seventh years -- and died some time after harry had left school. according to, you know, all my HP stuff. sorry! want to ask another one?]
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Dude, your Dark Lord is getting his ass kicked regularly by a bunch of school kids with attitude. Is it possible your loyalties are not in the best place? You're in a position to help bring the guy down; why not have a convenient change of heart and help the Ministry? You'd rule the wizarding world afterward! What gives?
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You speak of the Dark Lord's 'getting his ass kicked', but let me ask you: which side has taken more fatalities?
I know who is winning.
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So you've slept with Harry, Snape, and Lupin, which is sort of like the wizarding trifecta. Who was best in bed? Or was it somebody else?
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Well, I'll tell you, of the three of them -- Harry was the most enthusiastic (but then, he was sixteen, so that's hardly surprising), but enthusiasm doesn't always equal skill or finesse. And he and I were just having fun; I had to let him set the pace, you know, since he was -- after all, sixteen.
So between Severus and Remus ... they were twenty years apart. When I was with Severus, I was only seventeen, and I loved him ... but I don't know, if I'd loved him more than I did, maybe learning what I learned about him wouldn't have made me leave. Or if I'd been older. And Remus is -- well, I'm older now, and --
I'm sorry, you asked me who was better in bed. Erm. I'm inclined to say Remus is the best of the lot, but it may be that he and I are the best together.
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For your Snape:
How did you feel when you killed Dumbledore?
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[he didn't! i don't know how dumbledore died, but he survived the war -- which ended between harry's sixth and seventh years -- and died some time after harry had left school. according to, you know, all my HP stuff. sorry! want to ask another one?]
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