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to: sinuses
cc: nose
from: Fox
re: demands
What is it you want? What?! This morning you have been provided with steam, kleenex, oxymetazoline HCl, and a double dose of antihistamine. You should be drunk, or numb, or in some other way non-reactive to irritants, of which there are very few in this apartment. Why, please, before we have even left the house, are you running like a faucet and twitching as if to sneeze at any moment? This is UNACCEPTABLE.
Also, tell the ears to stop itching.
regards
MANAGEMENT
cc: nose
from: Fox
re: demands
What is it you want? What?! This morning you have been provided with steam, kleenex, oxymetazoline HCl, and a double dose of antihistamine. You should be drunk, or numb, or in some other way non-reactive to irritants, of which there are very few in this apartment. Why, please, before we have even left the house, are you running like a faucet and twitching as if to sneeze at any moment? This is UNACCEPTABLE.
Also, tell the ears to stop itching.
regards
MANAGEMENT
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Gah.
And it's all MrHamill's fault, at least for mine (but I can blame him for yours too, if you want).