still. not. me.
Feb. 5th, 2004 10:48 amso in the health system at my former university, there's an employee whose given name is the same as mine and who's recently married someone whose last name is Fox.
you can see where this is going.
everyone she works with knows that her name has changed. they apparently assume that her e-mail address will also have changed, since its first three letters are always a person's initials; they fail to realize that your university ID stays the same until the end of the world (or similar), so your e-mail address will always be the same. she can get a new (additional) e-mail address if she wants, and have people write to her there and have it forward to her central account, but that address wouldn't look like a university ID and it wouldn't be the same as mine.
no dice. they keep searching for GivenName Fox, and my name comes up first (on a list of more than 100, since the fool program searches for people with either name, instead of only those with both). but for some reason known only to whatever god made the chemicals they breathe over there, they look right past the part where next to my name it says "Grad Graduate Arts and Sciences," which might clue them in to the fact that I'm not the Fox they're looking for.
she comes up fourth. (for some reason there are two Foxes with different given names at #2 and #3.) that's not that far down. you can see her right there, and next to her name it says "Staff MC-6 West" -- the same place they work!
but no. i keep getting her e-mail. no matter how many times i reply and say "please make sure you have the correct GivenName Fox", and "this is your co-worker's correct e-mail address", and "still not me!", the mis-addressed e-mails keep coming. she has sent an e-mail to her whole department, cc'ing me, saying "hi guys, i got married, but my e-mail address hasn't changed, so please leave poor Fox alone, she's been so patient", and they keep coming.
make it stop. make. it. stop.
you can see where this is going.
everyone she works with knows that her name has changed. they apparently assume that her e-mail address will also have changed, since its first three letters are always a person's initials; they fail to realize that your university ID stays the same until the end of the world (or similar), so your e-mail address will always be the same. she can get a new (additional) e-mail address if she wants, and have people write to her there and have it forward to her central account, but that address wouldn't look like a university ID and it wouldn't be the same as mine.
no dice. they keep searching for GivenName Fox, and my name comes up first (on a list of more than 100, since the fool program searches for people with either name, instead of only those with both). but for some reason known only to whatever god made the chemicals they breathe over there, they look right past the part where next to my name it says "Grad Graduate Arts and Sciences," which might clue them in to the fact that I'm not the Fox they're looking for.
she comes up fourth. (for some reason there are two Foxes with different given names at #2 and #3.) that's not that far down. you can see her right there, and next to her name it says "Staff MC-6 West" -- the same place they work!
but no. i keep getting her e-mail. no matter how many times i reply and say "please make sure you have the correct GivenName Fox", and "this is your co-worker's correct e-mail address", and "still not me!", the mis-addressed e-mails keep coming. she has sent an e-mail to her whole department, cc'ing me, saying "hi guys, i got married, but my e-mail address hasn't changed, so please leave poor Fox alone, she's been so patient", and they keep coming.
make it stop. make. it. stop.