Jun. 16th, 2004
oh, jesus.
Jun. 16th, 2004 12:01 pmfrom
darthrami.
The Mary Sue meme
1. Use fanfiction.net's Search >> Story By Summary and look up your name in either Harry Potter or Lord of the Rings. (this is one of two reasons why i would even go to ff.net. the other would be if evadne posted a new breadbox. see what i suffer for you all to be amused?)
2. If there are any Mary Sues that share your name, pick the worst-sounding one and post the summary.
The thing is that there are so many possibilities for Fox-es that have only incidental things to do with Mary Sue. For example:
Come one! Come all! There will be gifts for all in the fox hunt! A new chapter up! R+R!
or
draco's a fox, snape's a bat creature, and harry's a ferret? R&R
or
AU. Harry has been accused of a crime he didn't do and is sentence to life in Azkaban. He is then saved by a mystery woman with fox ears?
But from here out i will do the Mary Sue thing only. It's bad enough.
( harry potter - fox: )
There were only two hits for "fox" in LotR, and one had to do with an author name and the other with a small creature -- no Mary Sue action there. So the above, I thought, was going to be the worst of it.
Little I knew.
I mean -- I never thought of my name as a particularly Mary Sue-type name! Did you? (I am not called Florabella or Aetheanaigh or anything random-ass like that. My name is quite ordinary, I thought.)
( harry potter - [my real name]: )
[sic]. All of that.
After which, I was terrified to put my real name through the LotR filter. But in fact there were only six hits, which can really all be summed up in #4:
Join [my name] as she helps the characters with their problems
[edit: great seafaring christ, it hadn't even occurred to me to run my middle name -- much more sueish, especially because of the spelling -- until i saw that that was what
lysrouge had done. surprisingly, there wasn't anything much in LotR on my middle name, and it only came back with six hits in HP, reproduced ( following. )
and, my personal favorite:
Rätselhafte Ereignisse und dunkle Visionen belasten Harry. Wer ist der unheimliche Mann, mit dem Voldemort spricht? Gibt es wirklich ein Vampirblut in Hogwarts? Welche Rollen spielen [my middle name] und Nathalie? Die Sache beginnt, außer Kontrolle zu geraten.]
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The Mary Sue meme
1. Use fanfiction.net's Search >> Story By Summary and look up your name in either Harry Potter or Lord of the Rings. (this is one of two reasons why i would even go to ff.net. the other would be if evadne posted a new breadbox. see what i suffer for you all to be amused?)
2. If there are any Mary Sues that share your name, pick the worst-sounding one and post the summary.
The thing is that there are so many possibilities for Fox-es that have only incidental things to do with Mary Sue. For example:
Come one! Come all! There will be gifts for all in the fox hunt! A new chapter up! R+R!
or
draco's a fox, snape's a bat creature, and harry's a ferret? R&R
or
AU. Harry has been accused of a crime he didn't do and is sentence to life in Azkaban. He is then saved by a mystery woman with fox ears?
But from here out i will do the Mary Sue thing only. It's bad enough.
( harry potter - fox: )
There were only two hits for "fox" in LotR, and one had to do with an author name and the other with a small creature -- no Mary Sue action there. So the above, I thought, was going to be the worst of it.
Little I knew.
I mean -- I never thought of my name as a particularly Mary Sue-type name! Did you? (I am not called Florabella or Aetheanaigh or anything random-ass like that. My name is quite ordinary, I thought.)
( harry potter - [my real name]: )
[sic]. All of that.
After which, I was terrified to put my real name through the LotR filter. But in fact there were only six hits, which can really all be summed up in #4:
Join [my name] as she helps the characters with their problems
[edit: great seafaring christ, it hadn't even occurred to me to run my middle name -- much more sueish, especially because of the spelling -- until i saw that that was what
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and, my personal favorite:
Rätselhafte Ereignisse und dunkle Visionen belasten Harry. Wer ist der unheimliche Mann, mit dem Voldemort spricht? Gibt es wirklich ein Vampirblut in Hogwarts? Welche Rollen spielen [my middle name] und Nathalie? Die Sache beginnt, außer Kontrolle zu geraten.]