travel meme
1. Go To Mapquest.com
2. Click on Directions
3. Enter your Current Address and the Address of your Childhood Home (or at least the town if you don't remember the exact address)
4. Put the time and distance in a post like this.
5. Don't forget to repost these directions.
as i said over there:
mapquest can't find where i am now. [pout] but that's okay, because you can't drive to My Childhood Home from here anyway.
i put in my last US address, though, and got:
Total Est. Time: 5 hours, 56 minutes
Total Est. Distance: 358.09 miles
and i'm here to tell you that's
incredibly optimistic. you can do that trip in six hours if you never go below 60mph at all -- and i mean on 25-mph residential streets, exit ramps, the PA turnpike, the beltway, and the @#$%! 270 spur (yeah, RIGHT!) -- and don't ever stop -- for gas, food, toll plazas, red lights, whatever.
yyyeah.
358 miles is right, though.
my favorite part of the detailed directions is this:
13. Merge onto I-70 W toward HAGERSTOWN. 76.8 miles.
14. Take the exit. <0.1 miles.
(okay, i happen to know that's a fine direction -- at Breezewood, PA, I-70 ends, or more accurately it joins I-76 and you have to get off 70 and hop through Breezewood before getting on the pike. but if i
needed directions to get where i was going, i wouldn't know that, would i?)