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Oct. 30th, 2005
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dear customers:
there is a menu on the wall. in fact there are three copies of it. why, therefore, must you persist in ordering things we do not have?
i don't mean things we're out of and didn't get a chance to mark off the list yet. i mean things that you can see aren't on the menu, and that you can see aren't behind the bar. okay, so it's not behind the bar, but maybe we're hiding it somewhere -- but, dudes! not on the menu! asking if we have something you didn't see listed on the menu is one thing. stepping up to the bar and ordering it and then being all surprised when we tell you we don't have it, that's something totally else. please correct this.
also, tell it to your friends who point to a tap that has a big old 'out' sign on it and order a pint. IT'S NOT THAT WE DON'T WANT TO SELL YOU CARLSBERG, YO. beLIEVE me, if we had another keg, we'd tap it. OUT MEANS NO BEER. next?
there is a menu on the wall. in fact there are three copies of it. why, therefore, must you persist in ordering things we do not have?
i don't mean things we're out of and didn't get a chance to mark off the list yet. i mean things that you can see aren't on the menu, and that you can see aren't behind the bar. okay, so it's not behind the bar, but maybe we're hiding it somewhere -- but, dudes! not on the menu! asking if we have something you didn't see listed on the menu is one thing. stepping up to the bar and ordering it and then being all surprised when we tell you we don't have it, that's something totally else. please correct this.
also, tell it to your friends who point to a tap that has a big old 'out' sign on it and order a pint. IT'S NOT THAT WE DON'T WANT TO SELL YOU CARLSBERG, YO. beLIEVE me, if we had another keg, we'd tap it. OUT MEANS NO BEER. next?
