i can meme too!

(side note:  uh-oh; that was a rattly cough i just coughed.  nonononono, i will not get a cold!  [prepares to scrunch up face, stomp feet, flail, etc.])

now:  the iTunes meme, from jgesteve:

Open iTunes/iPod or Windows Media Player to answer the following. Go to your library. Answer, no matter how embarrassing it is.

How many songs? 3065

Sort by artist:
First artist: 10,000 Maniacs
Last artist: [blank, but the last artist actually listed is] Yes

Sort by song title:
First: 'night Mother (from Forbidden Broadway - SVU)
Last: Zoot Suit Riot

Sort by time:
Shortest Song: (Blank Track) on Dixie Chicks Fly, 0:00; Blank on David Sedaris Barrel Fever And Other Stories, 0:04; shortest track with any audible content, Scene: Colin's Room on The Secret Garden Original Cast Recording, 0:14
Longest Song: Life, the Universe and Everything (Unabridged) Part 1 of 3, by Douglas Adams, 2:27:10

First Album:  20 Great Love Songs
Last Album: [blank, but the last album actually listed is] Yield
First song that comes up on Shuffle: Les Anges Dans Nos Campagnes, by Bruce Cockburn ([waves to resonant8])

How many songs come up when you search for "sex?" 7, of which 3 contain the word "sexy", one contains the word "sexual", one is by the Sex Pistols, and one is by Martin Sexton
How many songs come up when you search for "death?" 5, of which 2 each come from Jesus Christ Superstar and Les Misérables
How many songs come up when you search for "love?" 126, including "lovely", "lover", etc.
How many songs come up when you search for "you?" 323, including "your" and so on
How many songs come up when you search for "why?" 7
How many songs come up when you search for "God?" 29, of which 15 are the original cast recording of Godspell
How many songs come up when you search for "crazy?" 5