see what i made!

It's a prototype I faked up due to not having the pattern to the one our friend at Triangle makes, plus the kit from hers only comes with red handles and has a lighter grey than I'd choose (and no striking band).  In future I think I'd make the handle out of sturdier i-cord, among other things (I have no idea if this would fit an actual baby's head, for example).

But lookit!

i fucking hate fucking motorcades.

(look, i'll use my 'deadly sin' angry icon.)

Rush hour? Really? Really?! You really needed to take the 'cade out to Andrews in rush hour? It's a fucking MOTORCADE. It can get where it's going in the same amount of time NO MATTER THE TIME OF DAY. You couldn't maybe fly the fucking Pope to New York at some time other than EIGHT O'CLOCK IN THE FUCKING MORNING?

Thanks a heap, Your Holiness. And the mobile you rode in on.

(That goes double for the Prime Minister of they didn't say what, whose motorcade tied up the same stretches of road half an hour later.)

lunch is normally at 12:30 around here --

But I have eaten four strawberry Oreos and drunk most of my water (which normally lasts me all day), so I can safely conclude that my belly is too near empty and I should eat something non-Oreo now, even though it is only 12:01.