two days later: Play O The Year

I have one thing to say about the Oscars, and it is this:

KIM:  Women's ice hockey.

JEREMY:  You're kidding.

KIM:  The U.S. women's team won the first Olympic gold medal in ice hockey and there were over four thousand fans in the arena to see them do it.

JEREMY:  They beat a team of Slovakian cocktail waitresses, and there were over four thousand people at my cousin Jacob's bar mitzvah.

ELLIOT (to JEREMY):  What do you got?

JEREMY:  Mark McGwire hits 70.

KIM:  It's a little obvious.

JEREMY:  Our goal isn't to be cunning, is it?

NATALIE:  Can we keep this organized?  Pros and cons.

JEREMY:  Well, the pro is that he broke an unbreakable record, and the con is Kim likes women's ice hockey.

NATALIE:  What's next?

JEREMY:  Jeff Gordon.

KIM:  No.

JEREMY:  Why?

KIM:  'Cause it's NASCAR and who gives a damn.

JEREMY:  Who gives a damn?

KIM:  How many people give a good damn?

JEREMY:  Well, it's the most popular sport in the world, so probably more than four thousand.

NATALIE:  Next.

JEREMY:  All right.  Austrian skier Herman Meier.

NATALIE:  Pros.

JEREMY:  He got up from one of the most horrific accidents in Olympic history and won the gold medal two days later.

NATALIE:  Cons.

KIM:  It's downhill skiing.

JEREMY:  And?

KIM:  Who gives a damn.

...

JEREMY:  The Yankees win the World Series.

DANA:  That came as a big shock after they won a hundred and fourteen games.

( JEREMY: What is it with this element of surprise you people are looking for? )

google image search meme, as seen chez jgesteve

Answer each question and put the answer into Google's image search engine; then post the first picture to come up.  (I'm actually modifying this by posting a picture from the first page of hits.)

( here we go )