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To: my joints (all of them)
From: Fox
Re: bedding
Dude, I know, I know, but the bed is arriving on Sunday, okay? Which means only tonight and tomorrow night, and then you will have a bed to sleep on. Please don't seize up now. This is what is known as the home stretch! I know the futon on the floor isn't so comfortable, because this futon was thinner and tougher than most futons are now when it was new, and that was in 1993, believe me, I get it. (It's old school, man! We're a purist!) But come on, only two more nights. Just, please, we have to go to bed. Please don't do this thing where going to bed is such a chore that you keep us up far too late because you don't wanna. You can do it!
... okay. What if we sleep on the couch?
From: Fox
Re: bedding
Dude, I know, I know, but the bed is arriving on Sunday, okay? Which means only tonight and tomorrow night, and then you will have a bed to sleep on. Please don't seize up now. This is what is known as the home stretch! I know the futon on the floor isn't so comfortable, because this futon was thinner and tougher than most futons are now when it was new, and that was in 1993, believe me, I get it. (It's old school, man! We're a purist!) But come on, only two more nights. Just, please, we have to go to bed. Please don't do this thing where going to bed is such a chore that you keep us up far too late because you don't wanna. You can do it!
... okay. What if we sleep on the couch?
