okay, I'm doing my "five things" things out of order, dammit.

I already did cereta's five things Blair has said that Jim will never admit made a helluva lot of sense, because that was first.  But then the next two out of the gate were hiperbunny and jgesteve asking me to write whole scenes, and I'm working on it!, but it's going slowly, man.  So I'm skipping ahead:

neotoma requested ( five things Luke Skywalker thought were really weird about Old Republic Jedi when he actually found out about them. )

tangleofthorns requested ( five murders Severus Snape did not commit. )

resonant8 requested ( five of Remus Lupin's other secrets. )

Next time:  characters who would have given their eye teeth to murder Jar-Jar Binks!  things Dief doesn't understand about Fraser!  things Ron and Hermione don't talk about in front of Harry!  Charlie Weasley's tattoos!  things in CJ's purse!

But now, to bed.

oh my good freakin lord

Oh my god, Sallie Mae.  Oh my god.  FUCK YOU.

(You too, Department of Education.  RAR.)

okay, so i'll talk about the loans in a minute.

First, I'ma put the oven on so I can reheat some pizza, as have not eaten all day.

( This is the return of There's A Hole In The Bucket, y'all. )

I am now about to break things, but I'll look at the website again on Tuesday and if it's not right I'll call and ask for the same supervisor I spoke to this afternoon and work out WHY.