DNW.

I am having a miserable day. This is due to a combination of factors, some of which I don't want to talk about, some of which I can't talk about, and some of which are okay on both those counts and can be described as a continued necessity to remind myself that the assignment is to describe a problem rather than to solve it.

Send ... I don't even know what. That's how off my game I am right now - I don't even know what to suggest y'all send to improve my day. If you do know what would make my day better (that is, what form "my zebra" will be taking today), do please send it. Otherwise: send Friday.

oh, this sounds like fun.

Meme from gblvr:

Pick any of my stories, and write the WORST possible description of it, and then I have to guess which one it is.

I assume unflattering descriptions are included here, but I imagine it will be harder for me to guess if you go the other route, the way William Christopher went (so the story goes) when someone asked him about "M*A*S*H": "Well, it's about this priest in Korea ..."

i have no download yet, and i haven't read any spoilers.

Repeat: I am unspoiled! But ( here is a speculative theory, for the record. )

In fact, because I don't want anyone to tell me if I'm right, I'ma go ahead and disable comments.

torchwood

Well, now, ( who would have thought that Darth Vader was Luke Skywalker's father? )

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That's my story, and I'm sticking to it.

NOTE: I'm not interested in what you know about tomorrow, y'all. I'll watch it in my own time. Thanks!